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trash day best day

pandemic

watching tycho do bridge is the best

pool days

early morning coffee

camp coffee is the best

canals

tycho looking for banana slugs is the cutest thing ever

corona-camping

coffee is essential

sushi with toddlers

parks

have toddler will hike

he's got a ticket to ride

preschool with mama

we're so tired

everybody's trying to be my baby

PLEASE don't wake the baby

man babies sleep a lot

i'm so tired

seriously those are some good pancakes

library explorers

Sleep no more! Nova does murder sleep - the innocent sleep

why do old men run around with cheese

must climb to the top

beer and coffee

must bike to the top

baby yoga

legoland

breweries for the win

vikings

couch baby

kid photographer

camping with friends

oh dear how did we eat so much

we keep finding Tycho mostly naked in his room shouting he's ready for Bay to Breakers

pancake hikes ftw

oh right cruise

signing with babies

pooping in the potty

you say it's your birthday!

tie dye family

topher

camping was in fact so much easier meow that she's walking

golden gate park is the best

bloody marys are good?

halloween costumes on repeat

we love JFK Promenade

running with baby

castles!

bloody marys are not good with fish

huge waterfall

fjords!

norway!!

omg I am running a full marathon

haugesund tourist office is super nice but really should stop sending people on unmarked muddy trails to get to the national monument when there's a perfectly good pedestrian path through town

tags should be more than 200 characters

aquavit- good for the soul

banking problems

go giants boo dodgers

we're bikers now

switchbacks

e-bikes ftw

you're all just here for the photos anyway

more switchbacks

napping in the sun

scallops can swim?

cooking at home with lots of butter

yum yum yum

oh right it's ok because we biked up a MOUNTAIN

we climbed a mountain!

he was from Holland but was actually Belgian

too high for trolls

scouting for elisse and scott

that pb&j was so satisfying

climbed a mountain in sandals

lots of people make lots of noise

does anyone ever fall off?

scallops have eyes?

are they singing or rapping?

wheeeeeeeeeee

seriously we spent at least two hours in torvehallerne

hi Klaus!

omnomnom

tagging is an especial art

SO GLAD THAT COFFEE HERE DOESN'T SUCK!

time to trade this bumper car in for one that isn't electric

tea is very british

so many people in bath

baths are pretty much pools

vegas has better pools and ice bars

these parks are humungous

turkish eggs and turkish baths

leaves!

moose in the woods

beer in the woods

camping is really awesome

lean-tos for the win

curse you government shutdown

i picked a peck of pep- apples

jetboils make the best lunches

he put a ring on it

we are foodies

can we get married here

Max flew a drone

fireworks and explosions and barges on fire!

bears!

run away!

usa usa usa

moonlight at midnight

swanning with swans

sharkies

why is all the rum gone?

the rum is our suitcase

little house on the cay

Go away moon I want to sleep

Viva Los Gigantes

driving driving more driving

is it REALLY pumpkin?

please make my house look like this

happy tiki sad tiki

beer in the desert

secret beach

can you do the hula?

curse you George R.R. Martin

7 kinds of bananas I kid you not

applesauce rocks

banana slugs

architecture

gimme a pint of the black stuff

gotta get our steps in

follow the lights

ahhhh stay on the left!!

no we don't argue

ignore this

awesome

finn mccool built a bridge and then left his camel behind like a punk

why is it always Christmas here?

fun not scary

apologies to Agatha Christie and everyone who's written anything ever

the lively nightlife of doolin

now play count the sheep

baa baa black sheep

seriously go watch the princess bride

so many steps

10000 steps

awesome sunglasses

KRAMPUS

did we mention the awesome snacks?

ducks do well here

is it christmas if there is no snow?

not enough beer

too much gluhwein

Sheep-Cote Clod

Gully Gawk

Stubby

beer

Spoon Licker

Pot Scraper

Bowl Licker

Door Slammer

Skyr Gobbler

Sausage Swiper

Window Peeper

Doorway Sniffer

Meat Hook

Candle Stealer

being tourists

TREES

drink more whiskey

it's raining and we can't build a fire

wait too much whiskey

forest friends

look a rainbow! let's burn all the wood

biking

kava: it's not doing drugs if it's a respected social custom

go trixie go!

bula bula

vinaka for all the fun

feeling "crabby"

almost as good as norman

pop open a fiji gold

i found a house but no mouse

keeping cool

the name's bond

cheese

well this is awkward looking

GIANT SQUID FROM THE DEEP

this is the most elaborate Easter display ever

yeah that second shot of tequila was a bad idea

margarita time

you and whose squid army?

rats!

mice!

tiggers!

tinkerbell!

cubbies rock

porter college is the best

OAKES

we'd like to thank the academy

Max refused to kiss Kristan for days

seriously we should have sailed more

at least the sharks will avoid me too

laughable mexican food

don't judge

alligators everywhere

we love the doctor

one of these photos has an interesting story written about it

smooth jazz

really big balls

let's drive a BMW around Europe

this is a good idea and isn't dangerous at all

sunburnt lobsters

friends!

I think that german guy thought we were crazy

alcoholic beverages served inside of fruit

so many movies

elisse and scott

Nespresso machines are actually awesome

all the rugs are belong to us

SCREAMing

we love airbnb

all the pretty lights

it's perfectly reasonable to bring a toddler to a distillery right?

exploring

a master of DRINKING

nothing tall but don't worry there was a boat

escaping the rain in museums

drinking at a carousel bar is awesome but confusing

two cafe au laits and an order of beignets please

pina coladas ftw

these mosquitos are the worst

poor Stan

playing hooky

if you want a giant fuzzy monster they have those too

oh no the garden is dirty

look at all the art

cops don't care

run pigeons run!!!!!!

the donut is MINE

thank god there wasn't any rick astley

hoodoo

awesome national park lodges

long walks with no water

not ashamed to admit I whimpered at all the thunder

let's play hiking in a flash flood! or maybe not

best ranger talk ever

om

Max + fire = YAY

beyond incredible

bubbles everywhere

kristan wants to be a diver

it's not raining but it feels like it

must stay on deck

fishy fishies

gnomes!

kristan wants to be a diver but at least she can sky dive!

concussions

the belgian healthcare system is amazing

take two advil and walk slowly in the morning

chocolate and beer and bikes oh my!

red rocks forever

hiking in the dark

where are the damn lights

look at all the stars!!!!!!

the first Euro-American to raft the Grand Canyon was John Wesley Powell and he only had one arm

gotta get out / gotta-get-right-out-of-here

I feel small

wild horses couldn't drag me away

granville island brewery never fails

chillaxing

the sidewalks here are literally built on dead horses

best/weirdst walking tour ever

inukshuk

on the road again

oooh caves

the bard is my mistress

feeling cultured

birthday celebrations

playing dead in the desert

get off the road buffalo

miserable vomitous mass

BOOM!

yet another day of endless walking

rotterdam is europe's largest port and other fun facts

all that weird architecture can be attributed to the nazis' poor communications

seriously where can i get a rijstafel

I can't believe it's still beer

okay now smell this

drinking for health and pleasure

who doesn't want to drink a Nebuchadnezzar

love in a time of mimosas

all about those clams / 'bout those clams / no cockles

I have a suitcase

the eagles

convertibles are the best kind of transformer

tame impala all the time

car ferries are the most practical kind of fairy

this clam is for laura

nocturnal visits from animals

backpacking doesn't suck after all

defensible abandoned buildings in case of zombie apocalypse

must climb to the... bottom?!

you can make seriously good ramen with a jetboil

I'm sleepy

what goes down must come back up

whale watching for health and pleasure

practical ways to avoid 4200 people when you're trapped on a boat with them

pucker up

booze

glacier national park

Kristan the bad blogger

swedish food for the win

beer booze and coffee

truly beautiful signage

will travel for concerts

can you believe this water

long walks along the water...

frolicking along the beach

tiki tiki tiki

malin and jimmy rock

fernz ferdinand

kiwis are forever

flashback

bubbly

scooters

the only way to be on an island

Max the even worse blogger

forgetting to eat

kiwi update

the bird market is up

more beer

scouting for david and kelly

would totally stay here again

this adventure brought to you by E&S Travel Co

more Mikael Blomkvist and Lisbeth Salander please

four season adventure

moments of terror

adventure time!

wine tasting in other countries

mesk travel co

high west index

my wedding vows will be only in swedish

best birthday ever

not dirty

mission burritos around the world

now what

all about the swag

it's dog time

snow bunnies

oh no it's raining

this car deserves a name

because of course we were there the first week they opened

only two types of bananas this time sadface

it's not cold it's life-affirming

omgomgomg

hanami all the time

can't believe smoking in bars is still legal anywhere

gimme all the chutoro

wasabi!!!

picking up the lingo

pano stance

lakeselfie

epic poses

meet the beartles

gotta catch 'em all

so much exercise

palm trees are cool?

our coffee conquers the world

afternoon fika

omg I just RAN a half marathon

so much walking

omg I am running a half marathon

jumping after ridiculous amounts of exercise

time for a beer

that time Kristan ran a half marathon

public transit systems around the world

so much wine

redesigning your house when you aren't looking

cultural exchange

socially maladjusted

running bay to breakers in 2018

meal time creativity

some guards have it better than others

thank goodness for foot massages

theoretically I could be studying right now but I'm playing Ticket to Ride instead

this is one big lake

frondz ferdinand

cacti are cool

tired but not concussed

tiki tourism

industry drinking

making friends with bartenders

trains

this is how we do it in the sartor elman house

birthday omakase

what is it? don’t know…

ooooo pretty fireworks

just chillax and float man

where is my beautiful train system

long walks on the way to beer

whiskey time

why does nobody have salt?

trying not to get hit in the face with beads

why is Max allergic to gardens?

I'm on a boat

with six huge red pillows our bed is best described as a love nest

anniversary island

hanami throwback

running around

this is where all the bikers go

yes-today is long winded tag day

no running just drinking

#crushedit

tikishirtz

the colors

san francisco adventures

can I just float here forever

no drinking just running

nothing is better than pastry after running

the hawaiians and the swedes are my favorite runners

Max is never running again

let them eat malasadas

getting old

sundance and chill

does this count as a babymoon?

pregnant tiki tourism

sunrise coffee

tropical fruit and banana bread ftw

all the japanese food

baby time

all that booze but none for me

getting bigger all the time

pool time with blob

baby's first baseball game

run baby run

pregnant sexy pose

congratulations your tiny human still lives

looking less and less alien every day

holy crap we made a baby

Tycho levels up

teaching him what's right

sir poops a lot

milk monster

scenic breastfeeding

upward facing baby

box baby

exploring baby-friendly san francisco

poop finds a way

swedish fish

wine tasting with babies

tycho used poop it's super effective

sleep sleep sleep

all in the family

adventures in babyland

suspicious baby

the family that tiki shirts together stays together

craft cult favorite 90 Minute N.A.P.

Frank Gehry

TYCHO KING OF BABIES

all you think about as a new parent is poop and sleep

the stroller is our friend

Woah-oh Tycho on a chair

pixel3

california baby

baby's first corn mush

we should probably plant an avocado tree

this couch is hereby known as fort tycho

total teething

TYCHO THE DESTROYER

he's very good at happy baby

breastfeeding is fun again

Tycho the teenager

sleepy baby is so wonderful

fujixt3

swedish baby likes the snow

downward facing baby

sleep baby sleep

marking time against the coffee counter

dear god what is that thing

happy hawaii baby

all tycho did in hawaii was exercise

instead of kicking the seat in front of us let's look out the window Tycho

hipster baby

he's starting to figure out this whole communication thing

start 'em hiking young

going in the ocean is cool but I prefer the kid's pool

fruit baby

he's also really into garbage cans which is just... weird

bernal love

a sad fat dragon with no friends

some kind of bird-man

PUMPKINS!!

absolutely no qualms about stealing food from your plate

grateful for sleep

climbing mt mama and other structures

take a selfie with me Tycho

don't let the pigeon run your house

toddler school

please go to the potty